Valancy Jane said:
Interesting note about the zoo face painters.
You know what they won’t paint?
They won’t paint your face to look like you’ve been mauled.

Thérèse says:
*gigggggle*
You wanted it to look like a tiger had his way with you, didn’t you.

Valancy Jane says:
Yes.
Which isn’t true, of course.
The tiger was very sweet.
We made out.
Do you think he’ll call?

Thérèse says:
No.



2 Responses to “The bear was cuter anyway.”  

  1. Tigers are worse than dogs but not as bad as elephants.

  2. But hyenas are surprisingly gentlemanly.


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