Higher Education
09Jun08
*Valancy Jane and Bethany walk outside the 7-11*
Valancy Jane – *giggles* “Run! Run like we stole something!”
Bethany – “That would have been impossible. That weirdo followed me all over the store, trying to insist on buying my stuff.”
Valancy Jane – “I suppose I shouldn’t have agreed to pick his lotto numbers for him, but I could tell he was only drunk, not high. I learned that in DUI school.”
Bethany – “That’s useful.”
Valancy Jane – “I’ve learned so much about drugs there, how to use them, what kinds do what, if I were to take up using them now, I can honestly say I could buy with confidence.”
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You should write that in the evaluation at the end of your classes.
I totally will!
hmmm… walks into class a social drinker who made a tiny mistake driving “barely buzzed”
walks out a professional and experienced crack dealer. NICE!!!!
In all fairness, this education cost me a lot, it’s only fair I walk out with skills for a high paying job.
*shooting star goes across comment screen*
The more you know!
Yeah, I mean, I learned why it’s important to stay and KEEP doing drugs, if I’ve been drinking.