Conehead – “Have a brownie.”
Valancy Jane – “I’m good.”
Conehead – “Have a brownie, have a brownie.”
Valancy Jane – “I had a big sandwich, and a handful of yogurt covered cranberries.”
Conehead – “If you rub the brownie all over you, you’ll still get to enjoy it’s sugary goodness.”
Valancy Jane – “Is that REALLY why you want me to do it?”
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