Pets are proof you CAN buy friends. Such is my life19 hours ago
I'm watching football, in a sports bar, wearing a Cornhuskers tshirt. I know you're waiting for the punchline, but that's what I'm doing. Such is my life2 days ago
Another day, another dolla- Oh. Wait. Such is my life1 week ago
Napkins are generally organic. Tell her not to worry so much about the napkin as what was ON the napkin. If she knows what I mean.
Cheese?
Exactly.
It was really good.