What do you mean, there’s no extra credit?

31May08

DUI school counselor – “…. Ok, so yes or no, now after the DUI, do you still drink socially?”
Valancy Jane – “Well, like I said, I decided not to drink for three months, which is what I did.  That was up a while ago, and so I had a glass of wine on Memorial Day, at [...]

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Out sick

30May08

Yesterday I could feel a cold slamming into me, and so I pre-called in sick for today, and we arranged for a temp to come in.
I called this morning at 8am to make sure she was settling in ok.  She picked up and said hello and I ……… well, I was reminded of why I [...]

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Shine on, cows.

29May08

It was all rather accidental that I ended up living where I did.
I had planned to move someplace very close to my work, and found a place.  Then my landlord backed out at the last minute, and I had to scramble to find something else affordable, available, and pet friendly, and had to widen my search.  But now I’m [...]

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Interesting factoid.

29May08

If you stretched a thread between me and Someone in New York City, it would cost you just under eleven thousand dollars for the thread.

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Well, maybe Future Me. I bet she’s got more money.

28May08

Valancy Jane: Be right back.
Coworker B: i’ll be B____
Valancy Jane: I’ll be ………….. Wow. Wanna know something AWESOME?
I can’t think of someone I’d rather be.

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It’s only a problem sometimes. Other times it’s just fun.

28May08

Valancy Jane – “My pants just almost slid off my butt again.”
Sumer – *giggles*  “Again?  You really are losing weight.”
Valancy Jane – “It’s all that walking, living downtown.”
Sumer – “Nice.”
Valancy Jane – “I gotta get new pants.  Or a local boyfriend.”

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28May08

more cat pictures

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Guess where this very subtle mural is.

28May08

I think I’m gonna contact the artist and tell him his work really inspired me, and could I hire him to do something similiar in my bedroom, an art piece about not raping children?

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Sister talk

27May08

ZezZee -
hey love of my loves
Valancy Jane -
Darling!
ZezZee
Sweetheart!
Valancy Jane -
Kittentits!
ZezZee -
Bunnyballs!
Valancy Jane -
Puppylips!
ZezZee -
Hedgehognose!
Valancy Jane -
Turtlebutt!
ZezZee -
turtles don’t have butts
Valancy Jane -
Sure they do.
They’re very firm.
ZezZee -
haha
fair enough

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So then I said ….

27May08

….. “Sometimes I get angry when I think about what he took from me, but then I take a deep breath and think about the things I learned from him, that no one can take away from me. For example, how to shoot out a window with an air cartridge and a piece of pvc pipe.  So I [...]

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