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27Apr08

Valancy Jane – Mr. Frumples is alive. Yesterday I had two live caterpillars. Last night I had one live caterpillarand one dead one. This morning I found that I had one dead caterpillar and two live ones.

Someone -
and.
?

Valancy Jane -
Exactly.
You understand my confusion.
Here are my two theories.
One, Mr. Frumples shed his skin and it looks exactly like a dead caterpillar or ….
Two, Mr. Frumples is the Messiah.

Someone -
i’d go for the 2nd

Valancy Jane
Me too.
Let’s worship him.

Someone -
and behold the word was with god
and the word was god
of course he’s a worm
a book worm
in the bible
can’t believe those theologians never saw it
from the mouths of babes i guess

Valancy Jane -
Incidentally, when it comes to loft beds, zip ties are kinda like bolts, right?

Someone -
sure don’t worry about it.

Valancy Jane
Kay.
I may die tonight.

Someone -
pray

Valancy Jane -
Mr. Frumples will save me.

Someone -
depends
do you believe in him?

Valancy Jane -
With all my heart.

Someone -
and forsake all others before him.

Valancy Jane -
What others? Do you know of any other resurrecting caterpillars?

Someone -
just a couple dudes outta jersey
but i think they were frauds

Valancy Jane -
I never believe anyone from Jersey.

Someone -
you shouldn’t.

Valancy Jane -
Can anything good come from Jersey?

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