Archive for April, 2008

I can’t think of anything better than my logo on your guys’ rocking bods.
Vjanity Faire is now open for business!


I bought these sheets and this blanket. 
Because I think giggling is the second best thing you can do in a bed.


Feeling lucky.

30Apr08

Every morning on my way to the train I pass the Mexican consulate and even at 6am there’s a line forming.
And it reminds me to be grateful for the accident of birth that gives me the right to live in the country I want to live in.
And I also pass a construction site, and the [...]


…..”boobs make everything in life easier.  Well, except for breaking and entering through small windows.”


 


A sexless bed.

29Apr08

My moment of triumph over the loft bed was short lived, quickly replaced by the realization that I own no twin sized bedding.
So I’ve been online shopping.
And it occured to me that I don’t live with a boy.  I won’t be bringing boys home to it.  It’s a twin sized loft bed, and my boyfriend [...]


….. being told you’re beautiful at 6:12am just feels oddly intimate.


Note to self

28Apr08

When you’re walking home at night past a car dealership and the security guy sees you, and the hunk of broken cement in your hand, saying, “Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a souvenier from the bat cave” won’t set his mind at rest.


I realized I couldn’t move the bed to where the bookcase was without first moving the bookcase out of the way, and that I couldn’t move the bookcase to where the bed was without first moving the bed out of the way.
So I took the bed and the few remaining boxes out of my room, piling [...]


And then …..

27Apr08

….. just like that, it’s summer.