“No, I’m not. They gave me cookies and capri sun. And that’s what blood is made of.”
“I see.”
“Frankly, I dunno why they don’t just do the tests on the cookies and capri sun, but I don’t question the system.”
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Oh Veaj…..You’re not going to run out but you’re not doing your stressed out body a favor either.
They don’t take much at a time, it’s not the big bag you’re thinking of, like a blood donation. More like 8 or 10 vials to test their tests.
You are so giving. I love you!
Thanks, but I’m not giving it to a person, I’m giving it to a company to test their blood tests, so I suppose it’s a good deed, but a pretty roundabout one.
Besides, they PAY me.
Still, I stand firm in my first statement!
Well, then, thank you. I think you’re pretty damn nice too.
Are they testing the side effects of living off of illegal drugs and late night B-porn?
I’m just asking because I need a little extra cash.
Yes. They are. They might not know that, but they’re testing MY blood, so ……….