Dear Santa,
25Dec07
All I want for Christmas is to know if D, the waitress, is in love with L the waiter or V the painter.
Or perhaps something to do besides become disturbingly obsessed with the love lives of the staff.
Love, Valancy Jane
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Dear VJ,
D, the waitress is not in love with L or V. She is in love with you. What? Like you’re surprised? Who does not love you? And I would give you the gift of not being obsessed but who are we kidding here?
Next year you better visit your friend Amber for Christmas or there will be no more Christmas wishes for you,
Love,
Homeboy Santa G (I’m thinking of changing it. What do you think?)
Daw. Thank you Homeboy Santa G.