…. what would it mean?
I mean, obviously you’d have a unicorn now. Which is awesome. But also, if unicorns exist, perhaps other mythological creatures like the Loch Ness monster and elves and fairies and soulmates and Bigfoot are all real too.
So you’d have a unicorn, plus you’d know anything is possible.
And that would be really fucking cool, is all I’m saying.
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I did once find a unicorn, but it wasn’t my kitchen. It was the bathroom.
*nods* So everything really IS possible.
Bigfoot says Hello!
Oh! Tell him I said thanks!
So do all my past soulmates!
AND my current one.
*giggles because WordPress just lectured me as if I was a naughty annoying beligerent girl and told me to “slow down” I was posting comments too quickly. heeeeeeee
Instead of ‘elves’ I thought you wrote ‘Elvis’. …. I’ll keep thinking you wrote ‘Elvis’.
Say hello to all your soulmates except that third to last one. He double dips and you know how I feel about that shit.
Him too, Colsy.
I just lost my shit on the double dips comment. And Bigfoot says, “You’re welcome because he remembers when you did the same for him. Bigfoots and Girlfriend have to stick together!” (Then he does some kind of thumping over his heart with his big paw.) He said you would know what that meant.
He’s refering to the day we gave each other makeovers. Although most would argue that mine came out much better.