I do realize that this post might only make it worse.

But why do so many people end up here from google searching “jizz?”

Several a day.

The vagina searches I understand.  I’m not shy about mentioning my vagina, or as I like to call it, my vjamber.  I understand the searches for “wet vagina” and “vagina art.”

But seriously, jizz-lovers, what is bringing you here?  It’s not that I judge you in any way, but there’s really just nothing here for you.  If this keeps up I’m going to have to acknowledge you as a key demographic and then I’ll feel the need to ……. I dunno …… post something? for you, and frankly, I don’t want to.

Please go away.