God must have given her my email address.

21Sep07

Calvary greetings to you in the name of our Lord.
From Sister maria koffi
Rue 12 Bp21 Williams Avenue
Cocody. Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire.

Dear in our Lord Jesus Christ

My name is Mrs Maria Koffi, widow of late Mr David koffi, who served as a director in the Cocoa processing board before his untimely death after a long illness here in a hospital. Though his death was suspected to be the hand work of his close associates who travelled to France with him shortly before he became ill. But I leave that to the Almighty because i took courage in what the bible said in Isaiah35:7-10.

Before his death, he told me of a deposit of $2.800, 000.00 [two Million Eight hundred thousand US dollars] which he wanted to use for the purchase of cocoa processing machine. This money is presently in a bank here in Cote d’ Ivoire. We didn’t have any children hence my reason for this donation.

I am presently very ill in a hospital from the Stroke that happened to me shortly after the death of my husband. But if i remember what the Bible said in Ecc.7:8-9, then my heart is filled with gladness. I also thank God for the help and assistance i receiving from a nurse in the hospital who is also a believer (Nurse Theresa).

I want to donate this money for the service of God and his Children, and i want it to be used like i have said. And i believe God will guide you to achieve this purpose. In every situation, the bible teaches us that it is right to give thanks and praise to God.
Reply me very quickly so that i will inform you of the next step because of my worsening health condition and moreover, i am not worried or afraid of death because the bosom of the Lord is there for those of his children that served him in truth and spirit. Please pray for me.
maria_koffi2007@terra.com

May the Lord guide and add more anointing upon you.
Sister in the Lord.
maria koffi.

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Dear Sister Maria, may the joy of the Resurrection of our lord and Savior be with you Always.  I’m am so happy, because just this morning during my devotional Time, I felt the words of the Lord in my Heart, telling me to spend all this money on hookers and blow (Jeremiah 29:11).

I’m anxious to start this process, please email me back right away, so that We can begin the Lords work!

- Valancy Jane


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11 Responses to “God must have given her my email address.”  

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  1. 1 Twinkie (aka norma) on September 21, 2007 said:

    hahah… You’re much nicer than me. My response to her was “FUCK OFF, do I LOOK THAT STUPID?”

    She replied, “YES, as a matter of fact, you DO”

    but I never received it since I had already blocked her email and reported her to yahoo.

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  2. 2 Amber/Daydreamer on September 21, 2007 said:

    Yo Maria Koffi,

    I be hearin’ round the streets that you be offerin’ my girl money. Let me tell you sumptin’ Miss Lord is my Bosom, noone, I says NOONE, gonna come all up in here and try to be taking my girls away from me. What, you says? You did not knows that this bitch be mine? Fine, I’s gonna let it slide this one time, but you let this happen ‘gain, and I can’t guartee that I won’t be sendin Maffio ova your hospital to help you meets yo maker a little sooner. We cool? You gets my drifts? Damn girl, you just can’t go givin’ money to jus anybody. You make my girls rich and they don’ need me no more. Then the Benji’s stop rollin in and that’s were you and me gonna have a problem.

    Now go tell that Lord yours Peace out,

    Pimp Master A

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  3. 3 ValancyJane on September 21, 2007 said:

    Norma, that’s also an effective response.

    Amber, I will PAY you to email that to her. SERIOUSLY.

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  4. 4 Amber/Daydreamer on September 21, 2007 said:

    Give me her e-mail me! And I’ll do it for free. For the children.

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  5. 5 Amber/Daydreamer on September 21, 2007 said:

    give me her e-mail me?? What the hell? Am I on drugs? Am I? Must be.

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  6. 6 Twinkie (aka norma) on September 21, 2007 said:

    crack to be exact. I slipped you some while you weren’t looking.

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  7. 7 ValancyJane on September 22, 2007 said:

    Amber – maria_koffi2007@terra.com

    Norma – THANK YOU.

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  8. 8 Lefty on September 24, 2007 said:

    There’s a great site where some people post their email exchanges with thee Nigerian 419 scammers. The point is that they try to get the scammers to send them money. It’s hilarious. One guy actually got the scammers to send a $100 bill. It was awesome. He made up this whole thing about a custom here to send money before a big deal, and how he was all set to wire the advance fee to Nigeria, but couldn’t because he was insulted the scammers hadn’t sent the “good faith money.” It was awesome.

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  9. 9 ValancyJane on September 24, 2007 said:

    Awesome!!!!!!!!

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  10. 10 Twinkie on September 24, 2007 said:

    OMG THAT IS GREAT!!!!!

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  11. 11 ValancyJane on September 24, 2007 said:

    I know, right? Lefty rocks.

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