Conehead mentioned to me that one of the magazines in the men’s room here at work had an article about how to seduce various office stereotype women.
The Prudish HR Dame, the Puppyish Intern, the Aging Executive, etc.
Personally, supposedly I can be most sucessfully seduced by being hot and cold and getting me to chase you. That doesn’t sound like fun, so I’m rewriting this and pasting it over the article.
Now the men in this office will read that their receptionist can be seduced by giving her a puppy.
tee hee. You can seduce this aging executive by giving her chocolate. And grabbing her butt as she walks by you.
Did you WRITE that article?
You should have gotten your house ready for the influx of puppies you are about to receive before you pasted that on the article.
I can’t wait to see what kind they get you.
Puppies!!!!!
I thought it was a pony?
Hmmmmm. Maybe I’ll change it again.
ummmm so like… guess who got a box of chocolates and a butt pinch today?
I hoped you would like them.