(No really, we’re all quite suspect, and very wanted.)

Aurora.

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Angelica.

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Samantha.

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GAWD I have pretty friends.  And that list is even longer after last night.

Sam and I were standing at the bar, and this tall gorgeous blond sidles up and hugs me, while looking out at the dance floor.  I of course hugged her back.  She turned and smiled at me, then suddenly looked horrified.

I didn’t let go.  “What’s your name?”

She laughed.  “I’m so sorry,” she said in her pretty Irish accent, “I thought you were Tracy!  Oh, and I’m Debbie.”

When I met Tracy a few minutes later, I was flattered, but could see the resemblance.  (Later I found out she’s a preschool director, so I’m checking Tracy’s credit right now.  If it’s better than mine, I’m stealing her identity and life.  Apparently no one will notice, as long as I can master her South African accent.)

Debbie, left, and Tracy, right.

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So I know you’re noticing all the accent’s I’m mentioning here, and probably starting to wonder if this country line dance club is having a model UN night. 

The answer is apparently, yes.

This is Teldora.  You have no idea how fun that is to say.  Say the “t” as almost a “d,” and roll the hell outta the “r.”  She from Bulgaria.  She introduced me to Tanya from Brazil, Kristin from Switzerland, and Mickey from South Africa.

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See that smile?  Yeah.  She’s FUN. 

Jadon taught her to two-step.

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And I taught her slang.

Valancy Jane – “I’m going to be very lame …. do you know the word ‘lame’?”

Teldora – “Lame?”

Valancy Jane – “Never mind, it’s just that I’m so tired, I think I’m gonna head home now.”

Teldora – “Oh!  *lights up*  Lame!  I get it.”



18 Responses to “The night began with the usual suspects.”  

  1. Not to sound creepy, but I want your life.

    Our wife is so pretty. *Sigh* I love her.

  2. Come play with us!

  3. Something tells me that more of your guy friends are going to start going out with you guys.

  4. *laughs* We have enough men to go around, at that club.

  5. So then one night, all of you need to switch accents.

  6. Then on Friday nights everyone needs a southern accent.

  7. I made sure Debbie could do a good southern accent last night, since she’s traveling there next week.

  8. 8 shehulas

    Awww…our other wife should come with us for sure. I had so much fun last night…SO MUCH FUN! I can’t wait to do it again, next time in full cowgirl regalia.

    Oh…and karoke night is a must too…you should hear my Christina Aguilera impersonation…it’ll bring tears to your eyes.

  9. As will mine, but for different reasons.

  10. 10 shehulas

    And…I like the way you think Colsy…on top of switching accents, we should pick one letter each time we go out, then all of us have to come up with a name that starts with that letter and answer only to that name the whole night. What do you think?

  11. Yes! And the letter is Q.

  12. I want to be Queenie. Or Quinn. Or Quincy, after my favorite tv character.

  13. I will be Quintessa.

  14. Ohh! I likey! I am being a big ol Q name hog but I also kinda wanna be Queen Valentina Sugarlove.

    Or Quinella. Or Quincetta.

    Can we just start making Q names up?

    Quinatilla. Quinanessa.

  15. I never go anywhere without my name book, I’m writing those in.

  16. 16 shehulas

    And I will be Quistinellia.

    Can we do “W” next?

  17. Hey I know a Queenie(nicknamed by her husband) and a Valentina in real life. Neither have accents though.

  18. I played a character named Queenie in a play once, “You Can’t Get There From Here.” She was this crazy small town newspaper editor, and I told the wardrobe department, “Don’t worry. I got this covered.”

    That was so fun.


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