So tired.
09Aug07
Salesguy: Have you seen [My Homie in Sales] today?
Valancy Jane: No. *faintly*
Two questions.
Salesguy: Fire away slappy
Valancy Jane: Why did I go out again last night?
And what the hell is written on my arm?
Salesguy: 1) I asked you to
2) Count/list of various activities
Valancy Jane: I think it’s in spanish.
Did I leave the country?
Salesguy: What we did wasn’t legal in the states dear
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I think I’m going to need to see photographic proof.
I’m a visual learner.
There. Anything for you. Need a powerpoint presentation?
Ahhh, you’re so cute!!! HEE!! Like I would ever pass up an oppurtunity to see you in powerpoint.
I know, remember our wedding? You made them play that slideshow TWICE.
Well, I mean, the Cats cast demanded it of me.
Who wouldn’t want to see those pictures of you covered in postal stamps twice?
Hey…hey…wanna see my … stall?
That reminds me, we need stamps. For the thank you notes.
colsy…. YES yes yes…. do you have any pinnups of Brad Pitt half naked? Because that would be awesome!
Yes, Colsy. Yes, I do.
*grabs VJ and starts rolling in the hay*
*giggles manically*
I wanna see your stall too Colsy. I would have asked earlier if I knew it was going to be so awesome!
*picks hay out of hair* Oh it IS awesome.