Archive for July, 2007

Tonight, I get my iPhone.
With internet access. 
I can blog from ANYWHERE.
The mind reels.
…………………….
I wonder if I can install a breathalyzer on it, to prevent any drunk blogging.



It seems to me that it’s so obvious, you MUST know, you must be told daily, mobbed in the streets, worshipped by the monks and hippies and wise men that no doubt camp on your front lawn, for a glimpse, a word, an enlightenment.
But you never mention such things, and I’m pretty sure that’s just [...]


Luca gets hysterical when Nick rides a unicycle.


When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I could offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
And there is no one there to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love
I know [...]


I’d get one, but it’s just so much easier and cheaper to know someone with a boat, you know?
But someday.
Someday I will have a boat.
Yesterday was the company picnic, and our former CEO brought his boat.  We talked about boats, which is one of the first conversations we’ve ever had outside the topic of work, or the [...]


Living walls.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to plant an herb garden up the kitchen wall, honeysuckle on the bathroom walls, and night blooming jasmine over my bed.
I wonder if there is enough light in the living room to have a lawn instead of carpet.


*in the middle of the middle row* 
Valancy Jane – “Great movie.”
Zompus – “Yeah.”
Valancy Jane – *starts to exit the row to the left*
Zompus – *starts to exit the row to the right*
Valancy Jane – *yells*  “Race you!”
……………………
*at the theater doors*
Valancy Jane – “Ha!  I won!”
Zompus – *nods*
Valancy Jane – “Ok, well we’d better keep moving.  I [...]


Coworker – “Oh.  Wow.  You got some sun.”
Valancy Jane – “No, I’m just blushing.  Hee.  You’re here.  I can’t believe it.  Don’t look at me.”


I knew it.

27Jul07

I always knew I was the luckiest girl in the world.
I always knew there was a reason for being the person I am.
I always knew something was about to happen.
I was almost convinced otherwise, but I always knew I was supposed to be a part of something, a big fucking deal.