While getting my oil changed this morning, I noticed on the sales counter in the office a jar with a label that read “Things Removed from Customers’ Tires.” It contained about what you’d expect, an assortment of nails and screws, mostly.
I figured it needed a bandaid, an unidenified house key (I think it was my ex’s house) and a plastic skeleton leg (It originally had a lollipop on the end. Strawberry.) all of which, I had in my purse.
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Love the new tree layout!
Isn’t it great?
What kind of bandaid? Did it have Barney on it?
I love your new layout!
It had TMNT on it.
And thanks! I’m really happy with it.
I can totally picture the next customer coming up and looking at the contents and thinking… “WOW… impressive!” hahah
Hee. I almost added a condom. Just ’cause condoms are always funny.
There is nothing, I repeat, nothing funnier than a condom.
Oh there are a few things, but very, very few, and only a little bit funnier.